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Last of the weddings in this batch.
Episode 5
Andrea & Richard
Richard drives a motorbike, he is a very cool 62 year old. He is a bit obsessed with his age, going on about his age a lot.
Andrea is 51, she has pink hair, has tattoos and has owned two motorbikes. She believes MAFs broke her previous relationship so needs to give her a new one.
Andrea sent a little gift to Richard before the wedding. Richard arrives on a motorbike.
Andrea has a little meltdown before her son walks her down the aisle. Ricardo seems taken back, I think he was hoping for somebody younger. However as the wedding goes by he seems to grow with her and they seem perfect. I hope these two work out.
These two walking up being giggly and cute. They didn’t sleep together (shag/sex)
Honeymoon time, Andrea and Richard may have consummated their marriage, it was natural and they are both happy.
Lauren & Jonathan
Lauren is a fire-cracker and why does the experts think Jonathan is a perfect fit for her. The first section when he speaks I thought this is not the match for her.
Lauren decides to tan herself whilst wearing her dress. The limo struggles to get up a hill and then manages it. She has left her bouquet at the house so gets out and starts picking flowers and climbing fences.
One hour late to the wedding and when she finally turns up and walks down the aisle and starts swearing trying to get down the stairs. Jonathan smiles when he sees her. Jonathan’s sister was not impressed with her.
During the dinner Lauren is being the true Lauren which is quite sexual but Jonathan’s sister does not like her behaviour. She’s talking about foursomes and the sister is just not good. Jonathan and Lauren keep kissing, they couldn’t keep their hands off of each other but I don’t know if that’s the alcohol. The sister goes over to Lauren to speak to her but Lauren is being a bit inappropriate which I think is hilarious.
Lauren walks up tired, hungover I think. She doesn’t like Jonathan.
Honeymoon time, it’s not really what she wanted, I think she wanted a beach honeymoon. Lauren is a bit bored with Jonathan.
Episode 6
This is the first dinner party but let’s discuss honeymoons first.
Sara & Tim
These two have had sex during their honeymoon.
Lucinda & Timothy
They seem to be having fun on their honeymoon.
Natalie & Collins
Natalie is collecting rocks on her honeymoon, they don’t have a connection. Collins wants to take her fishing but she is upset.
Instead they go driving in a quad vehicle. She is moaning about there not being shade.
Andrea & Richard
These two are cute on their honeymoon.
Lauren & Jonathan
Lauren is trying to learn more about Jonathan.
Now onto the dinner party.
A text is going round about this gossip column how a guy may have had a relationship before he came in, who? Apparently it is Jack, doesn’t surprise me, he is a bit of a douche. The couples are discussing this in their flats.
Jack tells the camera what actually happened, he’s sweating bullets which I wonder if this is a sign he is lying.
Jayden and Eden are the first in and they seem relaxed and cute together. In walks Cassandra and Tristan, I think Tristan and Jayden are happy to see each other. These two are cute together, both smile, I mean Cassandra and Tristan. Sara and Tim walk in holding hands. Lucinda and Timothy also walk in holding hands. Same with Lauren and Jonathan. Richard has his arm around Andrea. Everyone can see the connection between Richard and Andrea. Hand holding with Ellie and Ben. Timothy keeps kissing Lucinda. Natalie and Collins looks so awkward together, they are holding hands but we all know it is fake. Tori and Jack walk in holding hands. It is awkward in the room.
Dinner is served. Natalie and Collins don’t go to the dinner table, they go behind the sliding barn door to discuss things, then they take their seats. Natalie looks so sad and lonely and Collins is not there for her in my opinion, he is faking it and really needs to explain to her how he feels. She bursts into tears and leaves the table and I am surprised Collins followed her. She talks to him and he lets out this little laugh. Every time she tells him how she feels he laughs. She explains and announces to the group how she is. Everyone is sharing the love with her and Collins starts babbling on. Collins is more interested in whether or not he has to go back to work. I honestly think he was here for the fame not the love.
Andrea and Richard are so connected. Jack goes on about gaining weight during his honeymoon but has lost it since. Jayden brings the rumour up. Lucinda made me laugh asking how Jack is, Jack is sitting at the table. Jack explains his side.
Episode 7
They are all moving into their flats. It is also confessions weeks.
Lauren & Jonathan
Lauren keeps talking about Jack’s story.
There first task is to reveal their latest correspondence on their phone. Jonathan looks through Lauren’s phone and finds nothing and same the other way.
Lucinda & Timothy
Lucinda’s biggest fear is sharing a bathroom, more the toilet.
I think all the touchy feeling from Lucinda is too much for Timothy.
Pillow talk and Lucinda asks Timothy what his desires in the bed.
The photo ranking task went down south, it didn’t go well. Timothy thinks nothing good can come from this, he doesn’t want to do it.
Jayden & Eden
They are asked to write a letter by the professionals, they have to be raw. Jayden lets Eden know that his last partner cheated on him but he was willing to give her another chance if he could sleep with her best friend whilst she watches, this got Eden upset. Jayden doesn’t regret it, this triggers Eden, her ex cheated on her with her best friend.
Eden goes round to Sara’s to debrief. Sara was shocked, I was shocked.
Natalie & Collins
Natalie and Collins are going to give it another go. Natalie surprises Collins, who didn’t know she was coming back. They are going to spend it in separate apartments.
Jack & Tori
They have been tasked with swapping the phones too. Tori vetted her phone prior to going in whereas Jack didn’t. I don’t know which side I am on with this, clearly Tori has somethings to hide whereas Jack is Jack. She comes across pictures of his engagement to his ex.
Andrea & Richard
Going through each others messages.
Richard sleeps with a breathing mask, that must be daunting.
Richard dances as if nobody is watching.
Photo ranking task, Richard is judging on books and Kees going on and on about how stunning the girls are. He doesn’t even know the girls names, he keeps going on about their bodies. On looks he put Andrea third, this clearly destroyed her inside.
Sara & Tim
The photo ranking task went okay, Tim said Sara was the best looking.
Cassandra & Tristan
Cassandra said Tristan was her top of the photo ranking task.
Ellie & Ben
The photo ranking task and Ellie said Ben is top.
Episode 8
Continuing on with the confessions week.
Sara & Tim
Sara sleep talks.
They are writing their letters, he goes through his trust issues from his previous relationship. Sara can see the hurt, she knows how it feels because she has had the same done to her.
Another envelope and it is going through each others phones. I feel Sara has got something to hide because she doesn’t want to do this task. He doesn’t really trust her but is letting it go.
Ellie & Ben
Ben cooks breakfast for Ellie.
Key traits that they have to rank, Ellie has quite good morals whereas Ben seems to be more selfish. He doesn’t seem to notice Ellie or see that she is upset, he is not listening and seems to belittle her. Ellie run.
Andrea & Richard
Andrea is a bit deflated after hearing what Richard said about her looks but he tried to reassure that he is attracted by her.
Richard is trying to repair his relationship, he gives her a massage and he wants to make her feel special.
They do their values.
Jayden & Eden
They haven’t spoken to each other since the letter situation. They sit down and talk about it.
Natalie & Collins
Natalie pops round. They have to do the photo ranking task. Collins is ranking the ladies but doesn’t even know their names. He put her first which she doesn’t believe him, she doubts what he says.
Lucinda & Timothy
Timothy has bought flowers for Lucinda, so sweet of him.
The values task is next for them. Both of them value good communication as number one which is very good. Lucinda is very sexual whereas Timothy isn’t.
Timothy is referring to Lucinda as his dog Matilda. He has asked for space and she feels rejected.
Lauren & Jonathan
The values task goes for them.
Ranking on looks, what Lauren says about Ben being full of shit I agree with. Jonathan needs to learn more words than lovely, I want to hit him. Lauren asks for more adjectives than lovely and I agree. Lauren puts him first and he puts her first.
Cassandra & Tristan
Their relationship is very slow at the moment. Tristan has a lack of experience so they have the letter task. Tristan is very self conscious and this has stunted his relationships, he was rejected multiple time and made to feel worthless. Cassandra now understands why and values him doing this.
They go for a walk to discuss affection. Tristan is feeling worried.
Jack & Tori
They have the ranking attractive them. He likes brunettes which Tori isn’t. He really doesn’t like Lauren. He is such a dickhead, he told her to try and convince him she is the best and she did, what the hell? He puts her first, I don’t believe it.
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