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Alicia Maude

Married At First Sight Australia 2024 (episode 13 - 16)

I will be honest, I am getting bored of the show.


Episode 13

Cassandra & Tristan

Tristan was saying it was wild last night.


Jayden & Eden

Eden is exhausted from it.


Jack & Tori

Jack comes in with a coffee for Tori, Tori is emotionally exhausted from last night when Timothy went after their relationship. Jack wrote Tori a letter, it’s more of a child like rhyming poem.


Lucinda & Timothy

Lucinda feels down, you can tell she wants a relationship with Timothy but he doesn’t seem interested in her. She knows he is not sexually attracted to her.


Ellie & Ben

Ellie is confused on how she feels.


Sara & Tim

These two are staying in separate apartments, I honestly feel for Tim.


It is Commitment Ceremony.

Ellie & Ben

First couple on the sofa. She has been very up and down and explains the date night of when he mocked her. He told her he wasn’t his match. He goes on about wanting to get out and the pressures of the experiment. The experts ask does he want to be here and he said he was in.



Andrea is getting emotional and speaks about her previous experience in life and Andrea doesn’t believe he is in it for the right reason. Ellie and Ben both put stay.


Jack & Tori

Intimacy week was fun and say they are closer together.



Timothy isn’t looking happy, he was asked by the experts what he thought and he questioned if it was real or not. Jack asked if he felt good with the interaction he had with Tori which is nice to see him stick up for his wife. They haven’t had sex but he is still ‘wooing her’ and writing letters and poems. Jack wrote stay and so did Tori. The clap from the group was a bit limp.


Lucinda & Timothy

She explains she was humiliated, Lucinda has lost herself. She feels hurt, she feels like she is doing everything, the house work.



He has walls up, in previous relationships when he opens up the other person runs a mile. She wants to get into it but he doesn’t feel comfortable in that. She wrote stay and so did he.


Cassandra & Tristan



This week was good, Tristan has been trying, he explains he is struggling with intimacy and they both put stay.


Jayden & Eden

The week for them has been fun, they are both smitten towards each other and of course they both wrote stay.


Andrea & Richard



Intimacy week was done the week before intimacy week before they were even asked, Richard explains what they have done. Everyone laughs and loves them. Both wrote stay.

Lauren & Jonathan

This week has been a week that highlighted a few of their weaknesses. She said his personality is boring and too nice and robotic. He looks hurt. She is afraid of being rejected and that is why she distances herself from him. They have both wrote stay.

Sara & Tim

She walks over with attitude.



She is a bitch.

The experts talk about the dinner party, she explains she is embarrassed about them airing their dirty laundry in front of the group and apologises to the group. She is asked if she has apologised to Tim and she went into the dramatics of ‘he yelled at me’, Mel explains that her behaviour was aggressive throughout the night and yelling, the experts were shocked by her behaviour and she sits there with a smug smile or a confused look.

Tim explains how he felt bad for freaking out and apologised. She is asked why she didn’t apologise, she didn’t see it and now that she is being called out she apologised, in other words she has to. She was asked why she cancelled the three dates, her reasons are not valid.



He doesn’t feel like a priority in her life, lack of effort and commitment.

Cassandra asks a question to Tim, ‘are you afraid of her a little bit’, Sara clearly doesn’t like this question. She starts raising her voice, Tim answers that his energy has been dimmed and he is hesitant around her. He needs warmth and she is sat there smiling. She doesn’t have the urge or want to spend time with him. He sees potential in their relationship so he wrote stay, Tim RUN! She wrote stay as well. The group say have a cuddle and it was just awkward.


Episode 14

The beginning shows Michael getting the bad information and clips of the last commitment ceremony.


Sara & Tim

Sara has wrote a letter to Tim. I think the letter is bullsh*t but Tim believes it.


Cassandra & Tristan

Cassandra wants more but Tristan isn’t doing that, he slept on the sofa. He can tell she didn’t like that.

Wedding time.


Michael & Stephen

Michael started this journey with such a sad rejection, his previous groom left before it even started. He is a sperm donor to his lesbian-couple friend.



Wedding day and Michael is nervous waiting for his groom. I think he likes what he sees when Stephen comes by.

Stephen is a hairdresser, he is from a big family, the scar was from a car accident when he was 8 years old, He wants kids and he wants the family setting which is exactly what Michael wants. Stephen said Michael is his type.

They are really playful at their photoshoot, they are so cute together.



Stephen went around to talk to people and heard something about a baby mamas so went back to Michael, he explained he has biological daughters to his lesbian couple. I think this has made Stephen fall for him even more.



They go outside and sit to talk, Michael mentions that he had been match previously and the match pulled out, Stephen felt like he was the next is best.


Madeleine & Ash

Madeleine wants to open herself up for love and have a family. She is a psychic medium.

Ash is helping to raise his little brothers, his dad is very old and his stepmom is from overseas so her language is not very good. He lost his older brother

Whilst getting ready Madeleine is getting things come through with her psychic things.

Some of the existing couple attend the wedding. Tori is a sceptic of the psychic thing.



He looks like a deer in headlights when he walks down the aisle. He likes the look of his bride. She asks if they are recording everything, of course they are, you are on a television show. Whilst they read their vows out I think Lucinda will get on with her. She hasn’t written any vows it’s just from the top of her head, nothing prepared and she started crying and then starts screaming shut up, I think it might have been the voices she hears.

When she was interviewed she was getting vibes, bad vibes about her husband.

Their photoshoot isn’t happy, she downloaded bad vibes about her husband. He started talking about how he felt his hotel was haunted and she relaxed to that.



During the wedding dinner Cassandra and Tristan have a little argument. She leaves to go to the bathroom and Lucinda helps her out, she is tired of the lack of intimacy.



Speech time and Madeleine wants to party. Ash has some work with her.


Episode 15

Morning after the weddings.


Michael & Stephen

They wake up in bed together.

Stephen is trying to not have his guard up because he feels like he was the second best.


Madeleine & Ash

I think he is nervous around her.


Cassandra & Tristan

These two are struggling, he takes things seriously, she is struggling with the lack of physical connection she is over it.

Now onto another wedding and some of the existing couples are invited to it.


Jade & Ridge

Ridge loves himself, bit cocky.

Jade is from South Africa, she has a daughter. When the baby was one or two months old the dad (Jade’s boyfriend) cheated on her with her best friend.

Getting ready for the wedding, not really keen on Ridge, he is a child still, him and his friend have their own language, idiots.

Jade gets ready and is emotional, she wants love but she wants a good life her and her daughter.

The original couples sit down.

She doesn’t want cocky, the experts have given her cocky. The way he walks in I don’t think her side likes him.



He likes the look of her when she walks down the aisle.

She reads out her vows, she is so lovely. He reads his vows and I just cringe, he loves himself too much and is just so vile as a man. Part way through he got his friends to do this weird language thing. He is really irritating me, Jade RUN!



During the dinner he kept mentioning the old bird, why is he being rude.

She tells him she has a daughter, he comes across as interested and not nervous but then again her 7 year old is probably on the same wavelength as him. He explains that it can work, he has a half-sister, his mum had a partner before and his dad treats his half-sister as his own. I think that actually helped.



Their first dance was weird, does he think he is Magic Mike or something.


Back to reality.


Cassandra & Tristan

John the expert goes round. Cassandra want some support. She feels like a friend, not husband and wife. When John is talking Cassandra is smiling and Tristan looks miserable.


Honeymoon time for the other two couples.


Jade & Ridge

Morning after the wedding, Jade has breakfast ready.

They had sex during their honeymoon.


Madeleine & Ash

They arrive at their honeymoon and she is very giddy.



They have lunch and clay making as a date. They go on a romantic walk in the countryside but she seems to be in a bad mood, she ate beef during dinner and now going for a walk and seeing cows has set her off. She is so all over the place. Ash probably hasn’t got a clue how to deal with her.



Their last night on the honeymoon they go on a romantic dinner, he senses she is being raw and being Madeleine. He is talking to her and then she is then having her moments, she is talking to the spirits. He is shocked. She gets upset because she feels she is a weirdo.


Michael & Stephen

Slow start for them. Stephen explains that he has doubts with whether Michael wants to get to know Stephen. Michael explains he wants love and is so attracted to him and feel comfortable around him.

They spend their last day of their honeymoon in the bath together.


Episode 16

Dinner party time. New information has come to light, another rumour, apparently a couple swap is on the cards and some other husband can sleep with another husband. Jack supposedly said he doesn’t want to sleep with his wife and hopes for a wife swap.

Lauren and Jonathan walk in together hand in hand. Sara and Tim walk in, they look better than the commitment ceremony. Lauren told Sara about the rumour which shocks Sara but doesn’t. Lucinda and Timothy walk in, they are not hand in hand but they look happy. Cassandra and Tristan walk in with hand in the nook. Tristan bought Timothy a present for Father’s Day, I think Timothy actually liked it. Ellie and Ben walk in hand in hand. Andrea and Richard dance their way in. Jayden and Eden the most happy and loved up couple come in. Ridge and Jade walk in together hand in hand. Nobody remembers his name and poor Tristan doesn’t understand him, the whole abbreviation. Madeleine and Ash walk in not holding hands, I think Ash needs a break from Madeleine. In walks Michael and Stephen which the girls are happy to see. Everybody is so happy and excited to see them, poor other couples who didn’t get a reaction like this. Lauren tells Eden the rumour. In walks Tori and Jack hand in hand. Some of the girls take Tori away and Jack keeps an eye on her.



They go to the dinner table and Tori is upset, Jack seems pissed off with Jack and tries to stare her down and so does Lauren. Jack calls her out. Apparently it was a joke according to Jack and can’t be repeated at the dinner table. Everyone is asking what the joke is. Sara tells the joke and the table goes quiet. Timothy looks disappointed but you know in his head he’s think ‘told you so’. I feel like Jack has brainwashed Tori, she trusts him. Jack asks Jonathan a question but when Jonathan tries to answer Jack goes ‘well answer’, ‘do you think I am attracted to Tori’, he won’t let him talk and Lauren sticks up for Tori. Poor Ash looks like a deer in headlights with this whole situation.



Jack tells Jonathan to muzzle his woman and the who table dislikes that. What I can’t understand is Tori is just sat there, she believes her husband yet speaks to her friend like that and many rumours come out. Jonathan backs down and shows how spineless he is. Tori walks out, Jack doesn’t follow but some of the girls and Michael follow her. Tori know doesn’t know who to believe.

Lucinda does a speech welcoming the new couples. Timothy speaks to Tristan about his past, his mum did, brother committed suicide months after and then his dad died and left him a parting gift saying he doesn’t like his son. I have never seen this venerable side and Tristan is probably the best person to talk to because it might boost Tristan with his demons but also Tristan is so nice and is proud of him.



Lauren tries to talk to Tori and see how she is but she isn’t happy. Tori is sticking up for her husband. I think Tori has segregated herself from the group. Lauren and Jonathan start arguing because he is not sticking up for her.

Before this ends I just want to say I am proud of Timothy not getting involved, sitting back and being calm.

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